vineri, 12 august 2011
Szarvas
miercuri, 27 iulie 2011
"Zborul Rapandulei" și "Tanti Aglaia și adeptele sale "-Două povestiri foarte scurte din Bulgaria.
vineri, 15 iulie 2011
Matei Basarab->Sfanta Vineri
sâmbătă, 9 iulie 2011
Cum sa-ti faci camera buna pentru vara
miercuri, 20 aprilie 2011
Idei
Dar in fiecare zi,pe strada aud idiotenii si in autobuz vad copii(din seria Antipatici)si parinti(din seria "Ma doare in cur de cum deranjeaza baiatul/fata lumea").De exemplu:In 124.Ma asez langa culoar si la geam langa mine sta o fetita.Pe partea dreapta sta fratele ei care tot striga dupa ea.Fetita vede ca se elibereaza un loc mai in fata langa mama ei care sta in picioare si se uita pe geam.Fetita ma impinge cu mainile si fuge spre locul ala.Intre timp,langa fratele ei se elibereaza un loc.Fratele o invita pe sora lui sa vina langa.Sora nu vrea.Fratele plange.Mama se uita pe fereastra.
Si chestiile astea imi dau niste micute idei.Da micute de tot.
sâmbătă, 8 ianuarie 2011
Feedback Kamikaze
vineri, 24 decembrie 2010
Christmass 2-The Not-Giving Of The Fucks
Another year has passed,another Christmas has come upon us.I switched to English.But this post is going to be in English-Romanian(I speak that language).
This year was kind of a blast.I got to 8th grade so that’s pretty good.Did a lot of crazy shit.Laughed my ass off at the stupidity of our people(Example:Stau la trecere de pietoni.E rosu.Langa mine e un politist.Si langa politist e o doamna mai in varsta care crede ca nu mai e nevoie sa astepte si trece pe rosu.Aproape ca o calca o masina.
Politistul:Da ce faceti doamna? Doamna:N-am vazut ca e rosu. Politistul:Da ce dracu sunteti daltonista?).Shit like that.And now on Christmas Eve,after a lot of slackin I finally decided to write on my “thoughts” blog.Ain’t that fucking fantastic.
And to write about Christmas.Shit.Right now I’m not even listening to Christmas music.I’m listening to Beastie Boys’s album “Licensed To Ill”,which is great.
I stopped giving a flying fuck about Christmas(as you may well know if you are a frequent blog reader)about a year ago.I don’t know why.I just know after a certain age you just put that behind you.I still enjoy getting presents though,so it’s no biggie.But,you know what shit I hate the most of all these celebrations?It’s not even a free day at school.”Martisor”.I find it really stupid.Buying some ugly crap for some girls(and women)[And they cost a fucking ton].Yeah.When I was bit smaller I used to think I would a girlfriend because of this shit.Well,guess what.No fucking way.When “Martisor” time comes,I go to “Je m’en fiche” mode.And also I try to buy as few as possible.
So where were we?Oh,yeah.Christmas.Well.There ain’t much to be said.Pork,veal,candy,presents,partys,family.That’s about it.Christmas isn’t as complex as you(probably)think.
I think this is the end of this post.Merry Christmas and Happy New Year,I guess.
P.S.:I’ll try to write more on this blog.
P.S. 2:Santa is an anagram to Satan.